Terri Rimmer,

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I saw an article in the Star-Telegram awhile back and they did an article on these sites:

Consumer Reports Best Buy Drugs:

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BenefitsCheckupRx:

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Subject: Comedy Central's Joke of the Day






Name That Animal, Kids

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.




Payin' The Bills
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Spicy on the inside. Crunchy on the outside.
Get a bucket of 20 or try 6 wings for $2.99, Only at KFC.

Strategies to save on travel expenses

Here's one: Booking flight at last minute may be a loser


01:07 PM CST on Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Boston Globe

Are you one of those people who waited till the last minute to book a flight, thinking you would snag a bargain airfare? You might wish you had heeded this from the United States Tour Operators Association:

"When it comes to airfare ... waiting for last-minute bargains, contrary to popular belief, does not guarantee the best price. Booking early will often help lock in the best price and the best routing."

That is one bit of advice that emerged when the association surveyed its members, who move more than 11 million vacationers yearly. Here are more hints and strategies:

*A strong euro means that a four-star hotel can cost $450 or more per night, and meals and sightseeing can cost more than you had counted on. Both Royal Caribbean and Celebrity Europe suggest looking for cruise-tour prices bundled in dollars at the time of purchase. That protects against further devaluation.

*Choose train travel over renting a car.

*Travel in the shoulder seasons (just before and after a destination's busiest time) to get value pricing.

*Look for discounts for children 17 and younger.

*With an escorted tour, more features are usually included in the package price than if you visited the same places on your own.

*A lower-priced tour may not always be the best buy, because it may not include as many features as another. Look for packages and tours that include as many meals as possible, because dining is one of the biggest expenses on the road.

The Boston Globe

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I saw some job-hunting tips in the March Glamour that you might could use now or in the future or pass on to someone who could use them:

"How Facebook Can Land You a Job":

1. Create a professional profile - Treat it like a resume - as in ax, the love meter. And set your personal stuff to "private" so work people can't find it.

2. Rack up contacts. Recruit colleagues past and present (if they don't reply, let it go). To invite a stranger, ask a mutual colleague for an introduction.

3. Work your page. When job hunting, email your contacts. Meanwhile, e-schmooze by posting smart commments on other profiles and blogs.

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Terri Rimmer has 24 years of journalism experience, having worked for ten newspapers and some magazines. Currently she writes for http://associatedcontent.com. She has a daughter, McKenna, whom she placed for adoption in August 2000. Ms. Rimmer published her e-book "MacKenzie's Hope" on http://booklocker.com under the family heading. It's also listed on http://adopting.com. She resides in Fort Worth, TX. In 2007 she won a Media Award from Associated Content and in 2005 she received a grant from Change, Inc.
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Condition Has Various Names


My sister Debbie was just diagnosed with a condition known as swollen thyroid nodules and recently underwent a biopsy.



In this test, a thin needle is inserted into the nodule to remove cells and/or fluid samples from the nodule for examination under a microscope.



She is only 49.



The doctor gave her some medication to help the swelling go down regarding the cysts found in her throat. Hopefully the treatment will help but she has to wait and see. To complicate matters Debbie, a mother and grandma who has no insurance has Diabetes and her vision has been affected by that primary illness.



According to healthbanks.com, thyroid nodules are abnormal growths or cells or lumps in the thyroid gland. The nodules feel round or oval-shaped and differ from normal thyroid tissue. Some symptoms of thyroid nodules include palpitations, insomnia, weight loss, anxiety, and tremors, common in hyperthyroidism, as explained on thyroid.about.com. Some doctor prescribe hormone pills to shrink the size of the nodules which are usually more than one quarter of an inch in diameter that may protrude from the neck's surface or may form in the thyroid gland itself.



The thyroid, a butterfly-shaped gland that lies across the trachea (windpipe) below the Adam's apple, is controlled by the pituitary, a small gland at the base of the brain that sends out Thyroid Stimulating Hormone (TSH). (Source: Healthlink.mcw.edu). The thyroid is part of the endocrine system, the system of organs that secrete hormones into the blood.



Thyroid nodules increase with age and occur in almost ten percent of the adult population, states Endocrineweb.com at http://www.endocrineweb.com/fna.html.



Most nodules are benign or non-cancerous and can be treated with medication, revealed by helium.com. (http://www.helium.com/tm/613012/nodules-small-lumps-found).



According to WebMD.com, most nodules are so small that you can’t feel them and they do not cause symptoms. But if they are big you will feel that your neck is swollen.



The Mayo Clinic dictates that usually thyroid nodules are found by a doctor during a routine medical exam. Large nodules can press against other structures

in the neck. Lymph nodes can also swell in response to any infection or irritation.



The American Family Physician stated in an article dated Feb. 1, 2003 that thyroiditis may present as a nodule.

In rare cases, you may also:

Feel pain in your throat or feel like your throat is full.
Have a hard time swallowing.
Have a hard time breathing.
Feel nervous, have a fast heartbeat, sweat a lot, lose weight, or have other symptoms of hyperthyroidism (too much thyroid hormone).
Feel tired or depressed, have memory problems, be constipated, have dry skin, feel cold, or have other symptoms of hypothyroidism (too little thyroid hormone).
(Reference: Meritcare.com).

Thyroid nodules usually run in families, according to Cigna.com.

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding it, too!

Alanon and Privacy
By Terri Rimmer
Published Today
Health & Medicine
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Terri Rimmer
Terri Rimmer has 24 years of journalism experience, having worked for ten newspapers and some magazines. Currently she writes for http://associatedcontent.com. She has a daughter, McKenna, whom she placed for adoption in August 2000. Ms. Rimmer published her e-book "MacKenzie's Hope" on http://booklocker.com under the family heading. It's also listed on http://adopting.com. She resides in Fort Worth, TX. In 2007 she won a Media Award from Associated Content and in 2005 she received a grant from Change, Inc.
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Traditions Dictate How Privacy Works
I got a call from a friend of mine in recovery Feb. 5 who was upset about a recent article I wrote about Alanon.



She said I shouldn’t have quoted a mutual friend of ours from a meeting even though I only used her first name and no one besides members of our group could even guess who she is. Or not.



“I hope you’re not going to write about what I say in meetings,” my friend said to me. “That is private.”



“I hadn’t planned on it,” I told her.



I listened to her point of view but didn’t apologize because I don’t agree with her.



I took it upon myself to triple check the traditions of Alanon and sure enough as long as you don’t use someone’s full name and/or picture, you are not violating the traditions talking about something they might say in a meeting. (http://www.al-anon-co.org/12_tradition.html).



I have heard theories such as my friend’s before and while I can understand why she feels the way she does and I wouldn’t want my dirty laundry aired in public or online either, I did not violate the traditions of Alanon.



I’m not saying I have all the answers but it’s not like I said the Alanon member’s full name and ran it with her picture (either/or).



Online in chat rooms and support groups via the web everyone in a 12-step group is anonymous as far as having their full identity disclosed.



There even is an Alanon video on You Tube with a man standing against a colorful backdrop. But the man’s identity is not disclosed.



You can even exercise several options of anonymity when you choose to receive emails, updates, or messages from Alanon online. (http://www.ola-is.org/olais/anon.htm).



Beth Daniell of Clemson University came up against the anonymity issue when writing a dissertation on Alanon. Several members were upset with her for addressing various problems that Alanon members discussed in meetings. But Daniell did not identify these women. She did, instead, research the tradition regarding anonymity and pointed it out to the parties of women who were upset with her. The women were questioning her methodology methods. For details, see http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0010-096X(199505)46%3A2%3C284%3AICTBEA%3E2.0.CO%3B2-O.



Sometimes when I’ve been to live meetings, either Alcoholics Anomyous or Alanon, I have seen students take notes as part of a class project on AA groups. I have also witnessed college students ask the chairperson ahead of time if it’s okay if they sit in and why they are there. The chairperson of the meeting usually says yes, as long as they don’t identify who shares in the meeting. It has long been a tradition of colleges and various other institutions who are learning about recovery to sit in on meetings to gain an education about how this stuff works.



Back in the 80s and 90s I didn’t like these “imposters” coming into “our meetings.” But now I realize what they’re doing is a gift to recovering people and to society because the students are learning about AA and they, in turn, are going back and reporting their findings to their class. If in the process some people are getting educated about recovery and what really goes on in meetings regarding honesty, humility, recovery, and new beginnings, how can that be a bad thing?



The same thing applies to online meetings.

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember


1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written

An impressive new book. It's called .........

"Ministers Do More Than Lay People"



2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink

And be Mary

3. The difference between the Pope and

Your boss, the Pope only expects you

To kiss his ring.



4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant

Flash and it is gone.



5. The only time the world beats a path to

Your door is if you're in the bathroom.



6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.

The seat folded up, the drink spilled and

That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.



7. It used to be only death and taxes

Were inevitable Now, of course, there's

Shipping and handling, too.



8.. A husband is someone who, after taking

The trash out, gives the impression that

He just cleaned the whole house.



9. My next house will have no kitchen - just

Vending machines and a large trash can.



10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my

Mechanic might try to rip me off.

I was relieved when he told me all

I needed was turn signal fluid."



11. Definition of a teenager?

God's punishment...for enjoying sex.


12. As you slide down the banister of life, may

The splinters never point the wrong way.

Subject: Comedy Central's Joke of the Day






Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

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