Subject: Blonde's Review of the Year
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> Subject: a blondes year in review....
> January
> Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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> February
> Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
> Helllloooo!! !.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
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> March
> Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
> Box said "2-4 years!"
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> April
> Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
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> May
> Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ...8 cups of
> Water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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> June
> Tried to go water skiing...... .couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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> July
> Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later,
> The other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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> August
> Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
> Car swamped because soft-top was open.
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> September
> The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it???
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> October
> Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to p eel.
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> November
> Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
> Per pound and I weigh 108!!
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> December
> Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there' s no "eleven"
> Button on the stupid phone!!!
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