Baby Delivery
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>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
>was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a
>flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
>baby.
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>Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
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>Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
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>The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
>Connor began to cry.
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>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
>3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
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>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
>first place... smack his ass again!"